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<title>Pigeon droppings halt Kings of Leon concert</title>
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Mon, 26 Jul 2010 15:18:29 -0400
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<title>Man robs bank in clown pants, fake breasts</title>
<description><![CDATA[SWISSVALE, Pa. -- Authorities say a Pittsburgh-area man robbed a bank wearing a womans blond wig, fake breasts under a sweater and clown pants.Swissvale police say 48-year-old Dennis Hawkins of North Braddock was sitting in a parked car covered in red dye ...]]></description>
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<title>Police: Pa. mom cleaned bath with sons toothbrush</title>
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<title>Colo. bear toots horn, takes car on short joyride</title>
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<title>Man decked out in Darth Vader mask robs NY bank</title>
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<title>App helps San Fran police track stolen iPhone fast</title>
<description><![CDATA[SAN FRANCISCO -- A man accused of swiping an Apple iPhone out of a womans hand in San Francisco may have been shocked when police found him only nine minutes later. It turns out the phone had been tracking his every move.The iPhone was being used to test a...]]></description>
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Thu, 22 Jul 2010 18:27:26 -0400
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<title>Wis. candidate cant use controversial description</title>
<description><![CDATA[MADISON, Wis. (AP) -- An election oversight board says a legislative candidate cant use a profane, racially charged phrase to describe herself on the Wisconsin ballot.Ieshuh Griffin, of Milwaukee, is an independent running for the state Assembly. She conte...]]></description>
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<title>Utah man in doghouse for writing to wifes cat</title>
<description><![CDATA[SALT LAKE CITY -- A Utah man is accused of violating a protective order because he allegedly sent letters to his estranged wifes cat.Authorities say 32-year-old Ronald Charles Dallas, of South Salt Lake, was ordered not to contact his wife, who is the alle...]]></description>
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<title>NYC bank robber says it with flowers -- plants, too</title>
<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK -- New York Citys bouquet bandit has a green thumb.Police said Tuesday that a man wanted for robbing a Manhattan bank while armed with a bouquet of flowers has struck before -- using a potted plant.On Monday, police released a security photo of a ...]]></description>
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<title>Mass. releases great places list -- with errors</title>
<description><![CDATA[BOSTON -- It turns out that some of Massachusetts greatest places arent so great after all.To promote tourism, the Legislature last week released a list of the states top 1,000 attractions.But the Boston Herald reports that some sites dont exist any more, ...]]></description>
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<title>N.Y. to Vegas rally nets speeding tickets, arrest</title>
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Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:29:04 -0400
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<title>Philippines president says hes tired of text scams</title>
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Fri, 16 Jul 2010 11:30:08 -0400
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<title>City council considers banning underwear-clad debaters</title>
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<title>Lawmaker ponders Jacksons Neverland as state park</title>
<description><![CDATA[    SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- The former home of the King of Pop could become Californias latest state park under an idea being floated by a California state lawmaker.  Assemblyman Mike Davis said Tuesday that he believes its worth studying whether the Califor...]]></description>
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<title>Dog trapped in car honks horn to alert owner</title>
<description><![CDATA[    MACUNGIE, Pa. -- A veterinarian says a dog trapped in a car on a 90-degree day in eastern Pennsylvania honked the horn until he was rescued.  Nancy Soares says the chocolate Labrador was brought to her Macungie Animal Hospital last month after he had b...]]></description>
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<title>Sheriff closes camp after bats found in cabin</title>
<description><![CDATA[    HENDERSONVILLE, N.C. -- Kids at a North Carolina summer camp in the mountains have learned two important lessons: stay away from drugs and bats.  The children at an anti-drug summer camp had to be sent home after a few days at the camp after finding ba...]]></description>
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<title>Ohio crash leaves scared monkey atop pole</title>
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<title>28 years later, Maine woman gets stolen ring back</title>
<description><![CDATA[AUBURN, Maine -- A Maine womans high school class ring is back in her possession 28 years after it was stolen.Michelle Bilodeau of Auburn hadnt seen her Edward Little High School class of 1983 ring since it was stolen during her junior year.But on Friday, ...]]></description>
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<title>Skinny dippers in SF Bay area hope to set record</title>
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<title>Iowa man arrested after lawn mower ride on highway</title>
<description><![CDATA[MADRID, Iowa -- A middle-of-the-night ride on a lawn mower landed one Iowa man in jail.The Boone County Sheriffs Office says deputies stopped the man on Highway 17 near Madrid around 1 a.m. Wednesday after receiving reports of someone driving a mower all o...]]></description>
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<title>Dublin Zoo relieved over return of stolen penguin</title>
<description><![CDATA[DUBLIN -- Kelli the penguins back home in Dublin Zoo after pranksters snatched the bird and abandoned her on a city sidewalk.Dublin Zoo condemned Thursdays theft as no joke, because the 10-year-old Humboldt penguin could have been injured during her abduct...]]></description>
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<title>Italian motorists steal $12,580 in coins</title>
<description><![CDATA[ROME -- Money makes the world go round -- or in this case brings an Italian highway to a halt.A truck carrying some euro2 million ($2.5 million) in coins overturned in southern Italy, unloading its contents onto the highway and leading motorists to hit the...]]></description>
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Tue, 06 Jul 2010 17:31:29 -0400
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<title>Maggots force plane back to gate in Atlanta</title>
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