April 16, 2009
Have your ramps and eat them, too
Retired postal worker in Richwood writes A-to-Z book for lovers of aromatic tuber
Rick Steelhammer
Glen Facemire Jr. examines a handful of freshly dug ramps near his Richwood home.
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RICHWOOD, W.Va. -- If anyone knows ramps from turf to table, it's Glen Facemire Jr. 

The retired Postal Service employee grew up in the Richwood area, where he dug and helped can ramps as a kid - "Not because they were a special, wild, springtime food, which they are, but because they were food, period," he said.

After spending part of his career in Charleston, he returned to ramp country in Summersville before retiring and returning to Richwood, where he owns more than 60 acres of prime ramp terrain adjacent to his home. He has planted ramp seeds over much of his property and, with his wife, Noreen, operates G-N Ramp Farm and Ramp Farm Specialties - an Internet-based retail outlet for fresh ramps and ramp products.

Over the years, the Facemires developed a line of ramp products, ranging from ramp biscuit mix and pickled ramps to ramp gravy mix and ramp mustard, which they sold for several years from a store they operated on Richwood's Main Street. They have also written three booklets on growing and cooking ramps. These days, though, virtually all of their business is online and focuses on freshly dug ramps.

Last year, the Facemires shipped out 400 pounds of the aromatic tubers to ramp lovers from Florida to Alaska.

"I shake the loose dirt off and keep the skin of the roots on to hold the moisture in," said Facemire. "I bag the roots in plastic bags in half-pound bunches, and leave the tops on to let the ramps breathe." The ramps are shipped in perforated mailers and arrive on the West Coast within three days, in good condition, Facemire said.

This year, Facemire has taken his knowledge of allium tricoccum, as the ramp is known botanically, to the next level: A 144-page book that covers everything from the life cycle of the ramp to information about how to grow, dig, cook, ship and preserve it.

"Having Your Ramps and Eating Them, Too," published by McClain Press in Parsons, also covers the medicinal properties of the ramp, ramp myths and ramp humor.

Wielding a hand-made ramp hoe and carrying a decommissioned letter carrier's pouch converted to ramp duty, Facemire set out on a recent afternoon to show a visitor the state of this year's ramp crop.

"The ramps are a little small for this time of year," he said, after unearthing a small clump of green-topped alliums on a slope up the hill from his home. "I think they taste best when they're this size, but it takes more of them to make a bushel."

Facemire said he harvests ramps by thinning, rather than clearing out patches of the plant. He also reseeds ramp-producing coves on his land.

"It takes a while to replace a ramp," he said. "It can take up to 18 months for a ramp seed to germinate, then another five or six years for the germinated seed to grow big enough for eating."

He said ramps can be found on all slope exposures, but he said north-facing slopes seem to produce better, since they are better shaded from afternoon sun and hold moisture better.

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Posted By: FormerStateWorker (2:02pm 04-17-2009)
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This was a joke. I was commenting on how the newspaper reporter referred to ramps as an "aromatic tuber".

Posted By: Elkhound (1:39pm 04-17-2009)
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Not a potato. It is in the same family as garlic and onions.

My father told me that when he was growing up, kids who wanted out of school would eat ramps. They'd smell so bad that the teachers would have to send them home.

Posted By: FormerStateWorker (9:20am 04-17-2009)
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"Retired postal worker in Richwood writes A-to-Z book for lovers of aromatic tuber"

So ramp is a smelly potato?

Posted By: foghat (10:17pm 04-16-2009)
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Taste great smells bad.

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